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take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

(Source: 0925home)

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Vanessa Carlton - White Houses

(Source: hollandroden-rp)

chazzthejazz:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Shoulda taken the picture on a table.
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chazzthejazz:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Shoulda taken the picture on a table.

katkinkat:

katkinkat:

up until the age of about 9 I wished for ‘an invisible donkey’ every birthday and I literally have no idea why.

I could be surrounded by invisible donkeys right now and I wouldn’t even know

(Source: baboushkat)

queeflto:

whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

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Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

(Source: jourdonnais)

geothebio:

so this guy came up to me and said “hey what’s your name cutie?” and i accidentally said “steve” because i was thinking of the avengers at the time

reelesleigh:

you’re more than the bee’s knees, you’re the bee’s elbows too. and the head. and the feet. you’re the entire bee. get away from me.

Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake

thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

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sadly i am only an eel

(Source: thehottesttaco)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
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tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true