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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

(Source: turd-bag)

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message
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rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

(Source: g-odd-ess)

life-by-the-second:

Cheat Sheet. If you’re going to bring roses, make sure to bring the right color.
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life-by-the-second:

Cheat Sheet. If you’re going to bring roses, make sure to bring the right color.

tatehorror:

someoneyoucantcontrol:

f0rever-y0ung-x0x0:

paradiseofpink:

i-s-l-e-s:


every blog must have an elephant on a trampoline

it’s like the rules of tumblrism 

i dont even know how many times i;ve reblogged this

AHAHHAHA made my day.

awww, we meet again, little elephant! I’ve rebloged this like 4654 times *-*

wow “rules of tumblrism”… shit does that mean if i dont reblog this my blog gets deleted? oh my god im freaking out i have a phobia of elephants

tatehorror:

someoneyoucantcontrol:

f0rever-y0ung-x0x0:

paradiseofpink:

i-s-l-e-s:

every blog must have an elephant on a trampoline

it’s like the rules of tumblrism 

i dont even know how many times i;ve reblogged this

AHAHHAHA made my day.

awww, we meet again, little elephant! I’ve rebloged this like 4654 times *-*

wow “rules of tumblrism”… shit does that mean if i dont reblog this my blog gets deleted? oh my god im freaking out i have a phobia of elephants

(Source: thatscompletelyerrelephantt)

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

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urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner)

wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg


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(Source: writersfrost)

okashido:

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

Wizard craft

okashido:

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

Wizard craft


 A story behind each window
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 A story behind each window

(Source: pleoros)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"
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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)