
has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
(Source: 0925home)

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
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Shoulda taken the picture on a table.
up until the age of about 9 I wished for ‘an invisible donkey’ every birthday and I literally have no idea why.
I could be surrounded by invisible donkeys right now and I wouldn’t even know
(Source: baboushkat)
whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(Source: jourdonnais)
so this guy came up to me and said “hey what’s your name cutie?” and i accidentally said “steve” because i was thinking of the avengers at the time
you’re more than the bee’s knees, you’re the bee’s elbows too. and the head. and the feet. you’re the entire bee. get away from me.
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato