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Tyler Blackburn & Keegan Allen portrait by Amy Sussman|Jan.02|New York

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1500hp:

babygirlminaj:

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

what about his dick

if it is made out of money i dont mind holding it

I’m Watching Hey Arnold!

and its that episode where Arnold basically epitomises “No snitchin”

Arnold is the hardest motherfucker in this whole fucking city, man.

that shit was going on his permanent record

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

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petit-rebel:

Leonardo di Caprio

petit-rebel:

Leonardo di Caprio

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aqua-twin:

digitonicelectronic:

lexxerduglas:

the1janitor:

You’re Probably Not Really a Nice Guy (by the1janitor)

This video has surpassed 50,000 views! woooooo

Wanted to put this on here and was very pleased to find the dude’s actual tumblr account to reblog it from!

Aces.

Anyway, this is one of the best dissections of the “Nice Guy” condition I’ve ever heard.

“Friends get put in the friendzone because they are being very friendly” is pretty much the most accurate statement I’ve heard about this topic in a very, very long time. 

Actually, most of what this guy says is spot the fuck on.

No fucking cookies for being a decent human being dudes, sorry, that’s fucking life. Grow a pair and make your own damn cookies if you need them to feel good about yourself. 

No but seriously. Everything this guys said. Everything. Not just about “nice guys” but about any two people in a relationship ever (while highlighting and underlining the term ‘people’ for emphasis on the three dimensional personality characteristics of a human being that term entails)

most spot on video i’ve seen in awhile

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thegoddamazon:

alienswithankhs:

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hottestbountyhunterintheuniverse:

lets-nerd-out-and-die-laughing:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

Dis lil disrespectful ass “My dolly was in there” and “My dolly had blonde hair” Lol I would of spun her in circles just enough to make her fall down.

You’re right Flash deserves ALOT more credit than what he gets he’s not just someone who runs fast.

he can fucking go back in time

That was the coolest thing about him

His memory may have been short term but he could absorb enough information (LIKE HOW TO PROPERLY BUILD A BUILDING) long enough to pull of shit like that

I would’ve knocked the whole building back down because of that girls smarm

I would have slapped her lips off her face at light speed.

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